After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.
John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.
What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.
We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.
What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry…